Title made me picture Mandalorian spiking Grogu into the ground.
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Rellgidkrid on
Just realized this was an Onion article. I was about to question how it could be “slammed” and third best of 12-13 films. I’m a dumb-dumb.
Dophie on
People in the comments, check the source.
ColemyGOAT on
What? So it’s better than some of the OG Trilogy or Episode 3? Big press X to doubt.
InnocentTailor on
If we can’t trust the sterling journalism of the Onion, who can we trust?!
lectroid on
3rd best? Nah. 3rd worst, maybe.
Mixer-3007 on
Right after Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. Sorry, the Star Wars Holiday Special, you’re eating dust behind the Razor Crest.
StillStanding_96 on
It’s a race to the bottom at Lucasfilm
Dallywack3r on
I get that it’s the Onion but it’s not even a good joke
Only-Newspaper-8593 on
It’s about family, and that’s what makes it so powerful
Andrew1990M on
Pfft, everyone knows The Force Awakens is the third best movie. Hate that movie.
iPatErgoSum on
I’m assuming then, that this would be the satirical headline, then that means the real film is really that bad?
greenpill98 on
Reality is catching up to parody. This Onion article isn’t that far from the allegedly legit stuff I see on entertainment websites, these days.
hithere297 on
Star Wars and The Simpsons: two franchises where the True Fans will tell you the series hasn’t been good for the past 80% of its run.
Negafox on
I know this is an Onion article, but the retaking of Mandalore would have made for a helluva lot better theatrical movie than The Mandalorian and Grogu
cockyjames on
I think “Fifth-best” would have been funnier but chuckled regardless
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Title made me picture Mandalorian spiking Grogu into the ground.
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Just realized this was an Onion article. I was about to question how it could be “slammed” and third best of 12-13 films. I’m a dumb-dumb.
People in the comments, check the source.
What? So it’s better than some of the OG Trilogy or Episode 3? Big press X to doubt.
If we can’t trust the sterling journalism of the Onion, who can we trust?!
3rd best? Nah. 3rd worst, maybe.
Right after Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. Sorry, the Star Wars Holiday Special, you’re eating dust behind the Razor Crest.
It’s a race to the bottom at Lucasfilm
I get that it’s the Onion but it’s not even a good joke
It’s about family, and that’s what makes it so powerful
Pfft, everyone knows The Force Awakens is the third best movie. Hate that movie.
I’m assuming then, that this would be the satirical headline, then that means the real film is really that bad?
Reality is catching up to parody. This Onion article isn’t that far from the allegedly legit stuff I see on entertainment websites, these days.
Star Wars and The Simpsons: two franchises where the True Fans will tell you the series hasn’t been good for the past 80% of its run.
I know this is an Onion article, but the retaking of Mandalore would have made for a helluva lot better theatrical movie than The Mandalorian and Grogu
I think “Fifth-best” would have been funnier but chuckled regardless