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    1. BestDescription3834 on

      Title made me picture Mandalorian spiking Grogu into the ground.

    2. Rellgidkrid on

      Just realized this was an Onion article. I was about to question how it could be “slammed” and third best of 12-13 films. I’m a dumb-dumb.

    3. What? So it’s better than some of the OG Trilogy or Episode 3? Big press X to doubt.

    4. InnocentTailor on

      If we can’t trust the sterling journalism of the Onion, who can we trust?!

    5. Right after Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. Sorry, the Star Wars Holiday Special, you’re eating dust behind the Razor Crest.

    6. Andrew1990M on

      Pfft, everyone knows The Force Awakens is the third best movie. Hate that movie.

    7. iPatErgoSum on

      I’m assuming then, that this would be the satirical headline, then that means the real film is really that bad?

    8. greenpill98 on

      Reality is catching up to parody. This Onion article isn’t that far from the allegedly legit stuff I see on entertainment websites, these days.

    9. Star Wars and The Simpsons: two franchises where the True Fans will tell you the series hasn’t been good for the past 80% of its run.

    10. I know this is an Onion article, but the retaking of Mandalore would have made for a helluva lot better theatrical movie than The Mandalorian and Grogu

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