Chia Pet Film and TV Rights Acquired by Rakia Media and Crystal City Entertainment: ‘We Can’t Wait for Audiences to Check Out the World of Chia in Theaters’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Chia Pet Film and TV Rights Acquired by Rakia Media and Crystal City Entertainment: ‘We Can’t Wait for Audiences to Check Out the World of Chia in Theaters’ (EXCLUSIVE)
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should”
AvengedCrimson on
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Emergency-Mammoth-88 on
What
LawrenceBrolivier on
“You realize there isn’t a story here. There isn’t ‘lore’. The whole point of this is watching grass grow”
“But it’s a BRAND, right? And that makes it IP. and IP is everything.”
“It’s watching grass grow”
“IN THE SHAPE OF A FAMOUS HEAD! A BRANDED HEAD! I-fuckin-P. And get like, Raye or something to redo the jingle”
“How much to make a movie about watching grass grow?”
“130mil bare minimum. Ch-ch-ch-chiaaaa”
noelle-silva on
But why?
nicolasb51942003 on
I never understood the concept of these things whenever the commercials came up. So are they basically plants?
Intelligent_Oil4005 on
Is it supposed to be about like.. microscopic creatures trying to make a home in the Chia? Or go beyond it to scavenge food in a human home like Over the Hedge?
What’s this even about lol
DeppStepp on
First movie to make $1 B in the U.S. alone
Call555JackChop on
I knew every studio would learn the wrong lesson with the success of Barbie
Stock412 on
I want a clapper and chia pet crossover
Hamples on
Can’t wait for the On Cinema boys to cover this
TheCoolKat1995 on
>‘We Can’t Wait for Audiences to Check Out the World of Chia in Theaters’
Every year, we get a little bit closer to “Kool-Aid: The Movie” becoming a reality.
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>Chia Pet Film and TV
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should”
…
What
“You realize there isn’t a story here. There isn’t ‘lore’. The whole point of this is watching grass grow”
“But it’s a BRAND, right? And that makes it IP. and IP is everything.”
“It’s watching grass grow”
“IN THE SHAPE OF A FAMOUS HEAD! A BRANDED HEAD! I-fuckin-P. And get like, Raye or something to redo the jingle”
“How much to make a movie about watching grass grow?”
“130mil bare minimum. Ch-ch-ch-chiaaaa”
But why?
I never understood the concept of these things whenever the commercials came up. So are they basically plants?
Is it supposed to be about like.. microscopic creatures trying to make a home in the Chia? Or go beyond it to scavenge food in a human home like Over the Hedge?
What’s this even about lol
First movie to make $1 B in the U.S. alone
I knew every studio would learn the wrong lesson with the success of Barbie
I want a clapper and chia pet crossover
Can’t wait for the On Cinema boys to cover this
>‘We Can’t Wait for Audiences to Check Out the World of Chia in Theaters’
Every year, we get a little bit closer to “Kool-Aid: The Movie” becoming a reality.
https://i.redd.it/u08s7l6q35gg1.gif
Chia pet bros, we are so back
Chia Pets…. what’s their story?
What’s his story!
What
More fun than watching grass grow.
haha it’s the “kool aid man” IP from The Studio………….
… are we being pranked?
The Chia Expanded Universe.
I already have a headache and they’re just making it worse with this fucking headline