wtf thats a MASSIVE spoiler right in the title smh
AfraidoftheLark on
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (of Christ).
blatantninja on
Another sequel?!? How about some original stories.
EverythingStillSucks on
I did like his depiction of Satan in the first, that shit just wasn’t right.
Creepy looking fuck with the homunculus.
AgileFriendship6275 on
Sooo, is it historically accurate? Where are all the ppl complaining about the Odyssey?
Bob_the_brewer on
I thought that was a doctor
Hopeful_Ear_6253 on
He must wear a lot of sun block living in the middle east
ruckus_440 on
Jesus Christ.
ThePreciseClimber on
Welp. He has risen.
Spoilers.
NothingButLs on
Somehow Jesus returned
Trodat4911P4 on
Part one? Isn’t his come back like a tiny part of the story?
chuckredfield on
Jesus will return in Avengers:Doomsday
sully9614 on
Jesus Christ, it’s Jesus Christ
Garmana1 on
I thought it only took him three days to resurrect.
SharpPink_GlitterInk on
Part one? Part one!
MaxProwes on
He’s back, baby.
Full_Ant_9071 on
Jésus II Le Retour
ElCaminoInTheWest on
Somehow, Jesus returned.
mustard_fox on
For continuity this should surely have been released three days after the end of the last film
NoGreenGood on
Getting visions of that Homelander Jesus commercial
“Im not worthy”
“Neither was i”
fishwithfish on
“People keep asking if I’m resurrected, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m resurrected.”
dy0dj1 on
Revenge of the Christ?
discretelandscapes on
I almost feel like rewatching Passion of the Christ. … Almost.
I won’t see this in theaters, but I’ll definitely check it out once it’s streaming.
KindBarnacle4154 on
Hopefully the first half is a buddy comedy with Barrabas in purgatory!
VegetableSecret8086 on
This time, it’s personal.
HurlinVermin on
“Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!”
nahill on
Why is he dressed like a doctor?
Just_File6913 on
Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Interesting-Fig4352 on
“The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify THIS!
Starring Chris Tucker!
godzirraaaaa on
I didn’t even know he was sick…
hoslayer42 on
I remember decades ago Mel wanted to make a movie about the 3 days in hell the Jesus endures after his death. I wonder if that’s what the movie is going to be about?
TyposIncoming on
Oh but we can’t get a single Teenjus movie?
LOTRcrr on
2 jesus 2 christ
xxxkillahxxx on
Anglo Jesus is back.
No_Assumption235 on
I guarantee that this is not going to be better than Jesus Christ Superstar.
robsul82 on
I had no idea Jesus was a medical doctor
Vnasty13 on
The Jesus Strikes Back
Pm-me-ur-happysauce on
Uch. Another one of his movies means brutal deaths all around
no_one_likes_u on
The amount of source material post crucifixion is pretty thin for Jesus. Gonna be more singing than in the hobbit trilogy if they want to stretch that to 2 full movies.
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That’s him alright.
Is he here to count votes?
wtf thats a MASSIVE spoiler right in the title smh
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (of Christ).
Another sequel?!? How about some original stories.
I did like his depiction of Satan in the first, that shit just wasn’t right.
Creepy looking fuck with the homunculus.
Sooo, is it historically accurate? Where are all the ppl complaining about the Odyssey?
I thought that was a doctor
He must wear a lot of sun block living in the middle east
Jesus Christ.
Welp. He has risen.
Spoilers.
Somehow Jesus returned
Part one? Isn’t his come back like a tiny part of the story?
Jesus will return in Avengers:Doomsday
Jesus Christ, it’s Jesus Christ
I thought it only took him three days to resurrect.
Part one? Part one!
He’s back, baby.
Jésus II Le Retour
Somehow, Jesus returned.
For continuity this should surely have been released three days after the end of the last film
Getting visions of that Homelander Jesus commercial
“Im not worthy”
“Neither was i”
“People keep asking if I’m resurrected, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m resurrected.”
Revenge of the Christ?
I almost feel like rewatching Passion of the Christ. … Almost.
I won’t see this in theaters, but I’ll definitely check it out once it’s streaming.
Hopefully the first half is a buddy comedy with Barrabas in purgatory!
This time, it’s personal.
“Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!”
Why is he dressed like a doctor?
Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo
“The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify THIS!
Starring Chris Tucker!
I didn’t even know he was sick…
I remember decades ago Mel wanted to make a movie about the 3 days in hell the Jesus endures after his death. I wonder if that’s what the movie is going to be about?
Oh but we can’t get a single Teenjus movie?
2 jesus 2 christ
Anglo Jesus is back.
I guarantee that this is not going to be better than Jesus Christ Superstar.
I had no idea Jesus was a medical doctor
The Jesus Strikes Back
Uch. Another one of his movies means brutal deaths all around
The amount of source material post crucifixion is pretty thin for Jesus. Gonna be more singing than in the hobbit trilogy if they want to stretch that to 2 full movies.