The Zuckerbergs Are Hiring a Lifeguard but Calling It a ‘Beach Water Person’
by wiredmagazine
The Zuckerbergs Are Hiring a Lifeguard but Calling It a ‘Beach Water Person’
by wiredmagazine
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The job, which is associated with the Zuckerberg family office, is located in Kauai, Hawaii, where the Meta CEO owns a massive compound.
God he’s such a cringelord
This has the same energy as the time I saw an advert for ‘regional inspection support’. It was a janitor.
I think its because it implies he can’t swim and he can’t have that because he cares about the public appearance of having no weakness.
Low confidence and obnoxious behavior.
He should really use the data from [spying on your Instagram DMs](https://people.com/meta-can-now-read-your-private-instagram-dms-here-s-what-you-need-to-know-11974460) to at least get some charisma or personality.
Judging by how they run their companies, the “beach water person” will be instructed to only save right-wingers.
It would seem to me that they intentionally posted this listing with this vague title to go viral and get the most applicants, since they not only are looking for someone with lifeguard skills, but also all of this:
> The job listing also mentions serving as a “Boat Deckhand,” and names a few additional duties related to water activities, such as instructing “stand-up paddleboarding (SUP), canoe paddling, snorkeling, and other ocean-based activities.” These, however, come after the water safety duties in the job description.
Seems like it’s working since Wired made a whole article about it.