TL;DR: Justin Timberlake had a meltdown on a private jet and swore at flight staff after they told him he couldn't board with a ceremonial knife.
by DentistNo4088
TL;DR: Justin Timberlake had a meltdown on a private jet and swore at flight staff after they told him he couldn't board with a ceremonial knife.
by DentistNo4088
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Link: [https://popbitch.substack.com/p/gash-in-the-attic](https://popbitch.substack.com/p/gash-in-the-attic)
He sounds insufferable
Everything I’ve heard about this man has been against my will
I’m starting to think he might be a dickhead
Obligatory, ‘this is going to ruin the tour’
now there’s a brand new sentence
Is this also going to ruin the tour?
Of course, because he was afraid of ruin his tour trip
He a bitch!
❤️ Madonna
Someone come get these whiney and entitled multi millionaire white men. They are getting insufferable.
JT embarrassing himself, my favorite genre
Ok I want to hear more private jet stories now lol
Maybe I’m an idiot but I don’t understand why you can’t travel with a machete on a private plane. There is no security.
Why can’t you put it in the cargo hold as checked luggage
I’ll be honest I first read the title as “ceremonial matcha”
wait I thought you could bring a machete on a private jet?
typical
This timeline certainly produces the most unhinged headlines
Can you fr not take a machete on a PJ? I thought you could do what you want? Boooo, what’s the point?
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the positive Madonna news in this lol. I feel like she takes a ton of hits in the media often unnecessarily
Anyone else read this as ceremonial matcha?! 😂🍵
I despise adult children like that.
Tour de Flounce
You can travel with a machete or sword as long as you put it in your checked luggage and not in the cabin. I’ve done it, and most airlines have that information on their website somewhere. I can’t imagine a private airline would be any different.
Heyyyy Madonna catching a random win!
The man is truly allergic to good press.