Formidably Elegant Heterosexuality is such a funny concept
whimsigod on
A Formidably Elegant Kia Summer Sale Event to Mr. Tucci then 🥰
Perfect_Celebrity_7 on
She just described Gianmarco Soresi
charcoalandblack on
Ok…what possessed her to say this publicly tho😭
Kaleidoscope_1974 on
I’m reading in Miranda Priestley’s voice. That’s all

enolaholmes23 on
That’s a pretty odd thing to say. Is this in reference to something? Were people questioning Tucci’s sexuality or something? It feels like she’s just using big words to say “no homo”.
apparently he’s an asshole and is hyper concerned/sensitive about people thinking he is gay (have heard from someone who worked with him on a commercial).
SerBrienneOfSnark on
I never would’ve considered Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality formidable but you know what… hell yeah
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chooseusermochi on
I thought John Mulaney was also gay for a very long time because he seemed really elegant for a comedian.
lavenderroseorchid on
I get it. Like as a woman you could share a sweet life with Tucci. Can’t usually say that about men.
That’s Meryl speak for calling Tucci the gayest straight man alive.
UnableNose4250 on
“Unstyled elegance” from a rich Hollywood actor — fucking funny as
Mobile_Tumbleweed_60 on
Didn’t he cheat on his wife when she had cancer? That’s about as hetero male you can get
sir-winkles2 on
sometimes I get Stanley tucci confused with that other guy who looks like him (the action star one) and I’ll be like why is he creepy in this movie? and it is definitely the much more heterosexual energy
I actually never clocked tucci as straight but I don’t think I’ve ever really thought of it lol. he was always cast as a dad when I was young so he has completely nonsexual safe father figure energy to me
Capable-Criticism625 on
That’s boomer liberal for “I like him because he seems kinda gay but isn’t.”
listenyall on
I do think that the world would be a better place if more straight men understood how straight women feel about Stanley Tucci
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You know I was just saying the same thing publicly about my coworker the other day
“undeniable formidable heterosexuality” is crazy meryl
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Formidably Elegant Heterosexuality is such a funny concept
A Formidably Elegant Kia Summer Sale Event to Mr. Tucci then 🥰
She just described Gianmarco Soresi
Ok…what possessed her to say this publicly tho😭
I’m reading in Miranda Priestley’s voice. That’s all

That’s a pretty odd thing to say. Is this in reference to something? Were people questioning Tucci’s sexuality or something? It feels like she’s just using big words to say “no homo”.
Flair-worthy
Um…….okay lol
So straight he’s kinda gay
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apparently he’s an asshole and is hyper concerned/sensitive about people thinking he is gay (have heard from someone who worked with him on a commercial).
I never would’ve considered Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality formidable but you know what… hell yeah

I thought John Mulaney was also gay for a very long time because he seemed really elegant for a comedian.
I get it. Like as a woman you could share a sweet life with Tucci. Can’t usually say that about men.
Idk what any of that means.
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She is calling him zesty
That’s Meryl speak for calling Tucci the gayest straight man alive.
“Unstyled elegance” from a rich Hollywood actor — fucking funny as
Didn’t he cheat on his wife when she had cancer? That’s about as hetero male you can get
sometimes I get Stanley tucci confused with that other guy who looks like him (the action star one) and I’ll be like why is he creepy in this movie? and it is definitely the much more heterosexual energy
I actually never clocked tucci as straight but I don’t think I’ve ever really thought of it lol. he was always cast as a dad when I was young so he has completely nonsexual safe father figure energy to me
That’s boomer liberal for “I like him because he seems kinda gay but isn’t.”
I do think that the world would be a better place if more straight men understood how straight women feel about Stanley Tucci
Did he pay her to say this?
We used to just call them metrosexuals, Meryl.
You know he’s packing
I’m over him.