This looks shockingly bad. I counted four different stock video shots of trains, and two royalty free songs from UPM used as trailer music.
grayhaze2000 on
If home media was still a thing, this would be going straight to it. What an absolute train wreck.
Jeremy_Nichols on
This is dumb, but unfortunately it’s my kind of dumb and I have to watch it. The power of Christ compels me.
mechy84 on
Shitpiercer
gripto on
Bill Macy needs money for his daughter’s college education.
Competitive-Bike-277 on
That one is going to be a pass for me.
WookieSuave on
No thank you.
muskratboy on
If the demon goes below 50mph, it blows up.
web10177 on
The trailer pretty much showed the entire movie and its essential moments and we got to watch it for free.
Kriss-Kringle on
See, outside of this looking like something you’d find in the bargain bin, how can you expect me to believe that a smoke show like Katie Cassidy is a nun?
lutello on
Loved him in The Last Dragon.
BreakChicago on
This movie looks impossible. The hook must be sharp as a tack, because there is no other way this got made.
swills300 on
VP: What you got for me today?
“Creative”: You remember how successful ‘Snakes on a Plane’ was right?”
VP: Hell yeah I do.
“Creative”: Well what about ‘Demon on a train’ instead?
Small-Explorer7025 on
I don’t think the lighting was dim enough. I could make out peoples faces in some shots.
CynicalNoodle on
This looks fun.
DoodleBuggering on
This looks so stupid I must see it. Theatrically if possible.
Mutex70 on
I am impressed that this looks even worse than I was expecting.
DarthLysergis on
“Grok; crap out some dog shit that we can package around an affordable actor and sell to the popcorn munching masses”
UnkelEarl on
from ivy, out middle, through our connector
FearLeadsToAnger on
Shlupping some bullshit for the religious crowd to maybe like but probably not.
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Holy shit that looks stupid
Snakes on a Plane
Exorcist on a Train.
Dr Suess has gone off the rails.
The power of money compels you!
I would have called it Demons on the train
This looks shockingly bad. I counted four different stock video shots of trains, and two royalty free songs from UPM used as trailer music.
If home media was still a thing, this would be going straight to it. What an absolute train wreck.
This is dumb, but unfortunately it’s my kind of dumb and I have to watch it. The power of Christ compels me.
Shitpiercer
Bill Macy needs money for his daughter’s college education.
That one is going to be a pass for me.
No thank you.
If the demon goes below 50mph, it blows up.
The trailer pretty much showed the entire movie and its essential moments and we got to watch it for free.
See, outside of this looking like something you’d find in the bargain bin, how can you expect me to believe that a smoke show like Katie Cassidy is a nun?
Loved him in The Last Dragon.
This movie looks impossible. The hook must be sharp as a tack, because there is no other way this got made.
VP: What you got for me today?
“Creative”: You remember how successful ‘Snakes on a Plane’ was right?”
VP: Hell yeah I do.
“Creative”: Well what about ‘Demon on a train’ instead?
I don’t think the lighting was dim enough. I could make out peoples faces in some shots.
This looks fun.
This looks so stupid I must see it. Theatrically if possible.
I am impressed that this looks even worse than I was expecting.
“Grok; crap out some dog shit that we can package around an affordable actor and sell to the popcorn munching masses”
from ivy, out middle, through our connector
Shlupping some bullshit for the religious crowd to maybe like but probably not.
trailers are way too long these days