‘Scary Movie’ Hits CinemaCon: Marlon Wayans, Anna Faris Unveil New Footage

by MoneyLibrarian9032

6 Comments

  1. ROBtimusPrime1995 on

    Scary Movie 6, Jackass 5, Street Fighter, Top Gun 3, Call of Duty, and World War Z 2.

    David Ellison is secretly a twelve-year-old boy, apparently.

  2. The_Breastfed_CEO on

    I hate that it’s titled Scary Movie and not Scary Movie 6 – I’m gonna get confused.

  3. NinetiesNoughties on

    From the deadline article:

    “It opens with Ghostface from the Scream films in a Get Out hypnotism sequence with Marlon Wayans, where he floats out into another dimension saying, “I’m high as f*ck!”

    We also see trick-or-treaters shouting “6 7” getting roped into a Weapons homage

    Marlon Wayans then rolled out a scroll including people “who may or may not get their feelings hurt” by the film, who he wanted to apologize to, including: “white people, Black people, off-white people, Mexicans, Mexican’ts, Asians, the entire state of Vermont, Diddy, Diddy’s cleaning lady, baby oil in general,” and more.”

    Shorty saying he’s high as fuck after we literally just had a clip of Cindy’s daughter saying the same exact thing. A 6 7 joke that’s already dated. The dated Facebook boomer humor, doubling down on the cringe “we’re going to offend everyone.” marketing. I’ve been trying to avoid the writing on the wall as I’ve been looking forward to this movie since it was announced and the original is one of my favorite films of all time but I think it’s pretty clear at this point this movie is going to suuuuuuck. Not sure why I had my hopes up after the last few Wayans spoof films.

  4. Angusstewart14 on

    Is there still an appetite for this? I feel as though we all remember Scary Movie fondly through nostalgia and how edgy it was at the time, but the trailer feels really outdated, and this sort of absurdist satire can be consumed 24/7 on TikTok and other short-form social media these days… Not sure it will play as well or be able to hold up for modern audiences over a ~90+minute feature.

  5. Man, the description sounds… eh. Maybe it works better when we see it, at least?

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