First Poster for Horror-Thriller ‘Speed Demon’ – Starring Katie Cassidy and William H. Macy – Aboard a high-speed train, a Nun who lost her faith must perform her first Exorcism on a possessed passenger hellbent on crashing the runaway train.
by BunyipPouch
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I had to double-check but, yes, this is real.
30 rock ass movie
This seems like an incredibly fake movie.
“Let’s pose for the movie poster, William.”
*I want to get off Mr Bone’s Wild Ride*
I really wish Hollywood would let the exorcism go.
Why not go all the way with the silliness, make it about a train possession
This should win the most random plot award 😂
“Velocipastor” sounds like a more real movie than this
i hate that i want to see this.
“Somekind of seed demon..”!
Surely William H Macy cannot need the money this badly
Seems like a movie where they came up with the title first and had to build a story around. And why in the hell did William H Macy agree to be in this?
I…that sounds fun actually
I have had it with these mf**ing demons on this mf**ing train!
I’m in 😀
April fools has already been gone guys….
For second there I thought the train was going to be possessed by a demon.
Train can’t go below 10 hail Mary’s or it explodes demon goop
This better be like Cowboys vs Aliens, when I thought the movie title and concept was stupid but the actual execution was pretty good and fun to watch
I am genuinely interested in this, sue me. I only wish the poster was more vintage-like.
So it’s Speed but with demons instead of a bomb…. I’m listening 👀
A nun portrayed by an actress full of visible cosmetic enhancements on her face lmao
Ruby performing an exorcism?!
I want this to be a Shameless spinoff where Frank convinces a nun that a person is possessed in order to steal the communion wine she’s transporting.
Bill Macy is a true actor’s actor – co-founded a theater company, directed and starred in dozens of plays, performed in Oscar-winning films. In interviews you can tell this is what he loves and what he was put on Earth to do. Still turns up in absolute schlock like this! Probably loves it too.
normally(“normally”) you do an exorcism to save someone. I think in that circumstance they’d just kill the guy and be done with it.
Box office total will be $180 opening weekend
Poster makes it look like one of those random YouTube movies you get recommended on Instagram.
Ok, all of the ridiculousness aside, I have a real question.
Are nuns allowed to do exorcisms? Or capable? Or whatever the correct wording here would be? I am not Catholic, nor have I ever been, but I’ve never seen a nun doing an exorcism in media, only priests, so I legitimately have no idea. And it’s also possible I’ve just never seen the right media.
Damn that must have set them back a couple hundred bucks.
That poster has so many things going on. Sometimes simple can be better
This sounds like someone played mad libs with the scripts for “speed” and “the exorcist” and honestly i am completely here for it. i will be seated on day one tbh.
William h. macy read a script about a depressed nun fighting a high-speed train demon and just went “yes, this is cinema” is sending me. get that paycheck king.
Sold.
Better sequel to Speed than Cruise Control.
This looks and sounds like a made-up movie that characters in some other movie are watching.
looked up the jon keeyes, and it looks like he’s been involved with a ton of films, some with some highly-renowned actors, but i’ve never heard of a single one.
This must be based off an anime