Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)- Who taught you math? Scene – Directed by Shane Black



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18 Comments

  1. LyleTheAdonis on

    I remember watching this and being so excited for RDJ’s comeback and to see what he’d do next. Wild that it turned into the MCU.

  2. IncrediblyShinyShart on

    This is such an underrated, amazing movie. The chemistry between Robert and Val is so fun.

  3. Traditional-Mode3425 on

    That whole “who taught you math?” bit is peak Shane Black: viciously funny and somehow weirdly sweet. Makes me wish RDJ and Val had done a whole buddy-cop trilogy together.

  4. hhaattrriicckk on

    vk – “If you look up the word ‘idiot’ in the dictionary do you know what you find?”

    rdj – “a picture of me?’

    vk – “No, the definition of the word ‘idiot’, which you are”

  5. This is why I’m not that mad about RDJ winning for Oppenheimer; he deserved something for ripping this and A Scanner Darkly off back to back.

  6. Altersreality on

    Great scene, but this isn’t even one of the best in the film.

    The corpse phone conversation has me laughing every time.

  7. Witty-Athlete9524 on

    Eight? Who taught you math!
    The chemistry between Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer is lightning in a bottle. Shane Black’s writing at its best.

  8. There’s a moment in the blooper reel which involves this scene. It’s right after RDJ hits the fake orderly in the face. The orderly curses “FUCK” as he holds his face and starts walking. Kilmer quickly adlibs “That’s what they’re gonna do you in prison!”

  9. Safe_Competition_526 on

    that scene is such a classic example of black’s sharp dialogue and quirky tone. it really sets the mood for the whole film.

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