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  1. yourfavchoom on

    “Ice Cream Man,” the next horror film from director Eli Roth, will hit theaters during the dog days of summer. It will be released on Aug. 7 in 2,000 North American venues.

  2. FreezingRobot on

    Remember when this guy was getting all the “He’s the next <famous director>” articles after Cabin Fever came out?

  3. I’d love it if he made an actual horror movie for once, but hey torture porn sells so I get it.

  4. yourfavchoom on

    The slasher takes place in an idyllic summer town that descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids from his truck with horrifying results.

    **Cast:**

    – Ari Millen (“Orphan Black”) as the eponymous deliverer of sweet treats
    – Benjamin Byron Davis (“Guardians of the Galaxy 3”), Dylan Hawco (“Heartland”)
    – Kiori Mirza Waldman
    – Charlie Zeltzer (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)
    – Sarah Abbott (Netflix’s “The Body”)

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    Karen Cliche, Shiloh O’Reilly and Charlie Storey, who were in Roth’s prior slasher “Thanksgiving,” also appear in “Ice Cream Man.”

  5. Eli Roth doing an Ice Cream Man slasher sounds hilariously unhinged. August can’t come soon enough

  6. Big-Acanthaceae-6856 on

    I am praying for time to fly so that I can land with my ice cream for the release.

  7. MightyTomlingson on

    Eli Roth a bitch. He openly harassed and laughed at peaceful protestors being attacked with fireworks on UCLA’s campus because he supports a genocide.

  8. Spiritual-Bus9875 on

    Is this a remake of the really shitty “Ice cream man” from 1995? I have seen that movie 10+ times cuz I really like “so bad it’s good” movies

  9. Ecstatic-Factor-7310 on

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  10. Economy_Teacher4300 on

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