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  1. The ~~bowflexes~~ Total Gyms are flying at half mast today

    Edit for the correct brand of overpriced exercise equipment

  2. Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight

  3. MarvelsGrantMan136 on

    Statement from his family:

    >It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.

    >To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family.

    >He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives.

    >While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends.

    >We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way.

    >As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time.

    >Thank you for loving him with us.

    >With love, The Norris Family

    RIP

  4. GoldAcanthisitta7777 on

    Rest In Peace to the fun character of the memes, but Rest In Piss to the conservative dipshit himself. The dude sucked, you guys.

  5. BasenjiMaster on

    Well shit. How long do we have till the planet goes out of control and heads into the sun? He was the only one steering.

  6. Robert Redford, Rob Reiner, Catherine O’Hara, Robert DuVall, Diane Keaton, James van der Beek, Eric Dane, Ozzy, Hulk Hogan, Frederick Wiseman, Bela Tarr, Tom Noonan, Robert Carradine, and now Chuck Norris.

    It’s been a rough 12 months for celebrity deaths.

  7. theshadow1983 on

    Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just leveled up and is now playing on the gods’ server

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