First Image: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa Claus in Adam Shankman’s ‘THE MAN WITH THE BAG’. The film follows Santa Claus as he enlists the help of a petty criminal after his sack of presents is stolen. Releasing December 2 on Prime Video.
by yourfavchoom
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An Amazon produced high-budget Christmas action-comedy? What could possibly go wrong?
In my head cannon this will be a Jingle All The Way sequel
**They bury the lede in the title by not saying the criminal is Alan Ritchson**, so this could be a really fun movie of buff dudes doing buddy stuff.
I’m disappointed it’s not a sequel to Jingle All The Way, but hopefully it’ll be entertaining
So Red One with a different skin?
Got downgraded to a Prime Video release.
That bad, huh?
JINGLE ALL DE VAY!!
Why the feck he looks like an action figure?
I want that coat
I’m actually quite pumped (see what I did there 😏) for this film. Arnold and Christmas, yeah sign me up!
How many times do we have to do the “Action Santa” subversion? Just gimme a classic Santa!
Adam Shankman owes me The Pacifier 2
So….. It’s come to this….
so in 2020 comedies must features a million guns, and santa must be jacked
Anyone else still not accustomed to seeing old man Arnie? He’s still 80’s/90’s Schwarzenegger in my head.
More streaming company movie slop
Put that cookie down! Now!
What is with Prime Video’s obsession with Muscular Santa Claus?
#PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
Why would you steal from this Santa? I wouldn’t want to mess with this Santa. I’ve rather steal from Billy Bob Santa and that’s after I’ve already seen how he treats his enemies!
Arnold’s the age where he can do movies for fun and I love that.
Arnold better put some of the money he was paid for this towards making King Conan happen.
Arnold should play Narendra Modi in a Modi biopic
I feel like in the 80’s and 90’s Christmas movies had multiple jokes about business executives wanting to market a ‘heavily militarized Santa’ to kids (I think The Santa Clause had one and I want to say Scrooged did too), and now here we are in the 2020’s, flooded with Santa action movies.
“Put dat cookie down!”
He better say it, dammit.
They should have kept it simple and just called it “BAG MAN.”
I can’t wait to never watch this
get your ass to the north pole.
Santa Clause: Do you know how I stay warm while driving this open sleigh at 3000 times the speed of sound in the dead of winter? SCHNAPPS!