*The film will chart the story “of a man with no memory, no past, and no name — and only one face he can’t forget: Eliza. As fragments of his identity return, he discovers he was trained for a mission still in motion and is being hunted by the very people who sent him.*
This will be another fine addition to the “Jason Statham Makes the Same Fucking Movie” cinematic universe.
RDeschain1 on
Thanks, ill pass
FordMustang84 on
I used to enjoy this C tier movies but man the last couple I tried he seemed asleep or half the movie wasn’t even about him.
It was the “Beekeeper” which was like 75% other people not actually statham. It kept cutting to other characters and I turned it off. Then the one where he works construction was the one he seemed totally asleep in every conversation.
The last really good one I think was Wrath of Man, pretty solid.
CMS_3110 on
Should’ve gone with the alternate pitch:
John Dough:
Jason Statham plays a pastry chef whose niece & register girl gets kidnapped by Russian traffickers. Now he must rely on his secret past and utilize his elite skills as a former black ops special agent for a clandestine international joint-government organization known as “The Bakers” to uncover and take down this vast trafficking network.. and bring his niece home safely.
He can make explosives with baking ingredients, kill a man with a raspberry danish, and hide inside a giant cake.
emshaq on
David Ayer isn’t coming back.
abnormalbrain on
I feel like Jason Statham would be good in an action thriller, has he done any?
FaithlessnessThin359 on
is he the best of the best of the best with a mysterious past that comes back to haunt him?
Parmesan_Pirate119 on
Honestly they have become one of my favorite director-actor pairs. Nothing like a Jason Statham action movie on a January night.
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*The film will chart the story “of a man with no memory, no past, and no name — and only one face he can’t forget: Eliza. As fragments of his identity return, he discovers he was trained for a mission still in motion and is being hunted by the very people who sent him.*
This will be another fine addition to the “Jason Statham Makes the Same Fucking Movie” cinematic universe.
Thanks, ill pass
I used to enjoy this C tier movies but man the last couple I tried he seemed asleep or half the movie wasn’t even about him.
It was the “Beekeeper” which was like 75% other people not actually statham. It kept cutting to other characters and I turned it off. Then the one where he works construction was the one he seemed totally asleep in every conversation.
The last really good one I think was Wrath of Man, pretty solid.
Should’ve gone with the alternate pitch:
John Dough:
Jason Statham plays a pastry chef whose niece & register girl gets kidnapped by Russian traffickers. Now he must rely on his secret past and utilize his elite skills as a former black ops special agent for a clandestine international joint-government organization known as “The Bakers” to uncover and take down this vast trafficking network.. and bring his niece home safely.
He can make explosives with baking ingredients, kill a man with a raspberry danish, and hide inside a giant cake.
David Ayer isn’t coming back.
I feel like Jason Statham would be good in an action thriller, has he done any?
is he the best of the best of the best with a mysterious past that comes back to haunt him?
Honestly they have become one of my favorite director-actor pairs. Nothing like a Jason Statham action movie on a January night.
>Jason Statham plays Jason Statham in…….
Jason Statham