Massive Merger Confirmed: Paramount And WBD Reveal Details Of $110 Billion Deal

by darth_vader39

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  1. $110 billion is the price to pay for murdering the free press of America.

    And for turning every single unit under them, HBO included, into even more of a franchise farm.

    It gets worse, too.

    > “Paramount expects over $6 billion in cost synergies, short for cost savings. It cited a “combination of: technology integration (such as migrating the combined company to a single enterprise resource planning system and consolidating streaming technology stacks), corporate-wide efficiencies, including procurement savings, optimizing the combined real estate footprint, and otherwise streamlining operational efficiencies.”

    This goes through? Warners. Is fucking. ***Dead.***

    May all these soulless bastards someday face justice.

  2. > Paramount said the merged company is committed to producing a minimum of 30 theatrical films annually — 15 per studio per year

    bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em.

  3. > Paramount expects over $6 billion in cost synergies, short for cost savings. It cited a “combination of: technology integration (such as migrating the combined company to a single enterprise resource planning system and consolidating streaming technology stacks), corporate-wide efficiencies, including procurement savings, optimizing the combined real estate footprint, and otherwise streamlining operational efficiencies.”

    And the ability to subtly push right-wing talking points.

    Oops, didn’t mean to say that one.

    Also, how is “cost synergies” short for “cost savings”.

  4. LosIngobernable on

    Netflix would have actually given a shit about WB because it’s an entertainment streamer and the amount of content for them to make was vast. Fuxk those other guys.

  5. Paramount just swallowed Warner Bros Discovery for $110 billion. That is a full library mega deal plus streaming plus cable in one move.

    If they merge Max and Paramount Plus, that could finally be a real Netflix rival, but I also expect layoffs and a lot of projects getting cut fast.

  6. > Paramount said the merged company is committed to producing a minimum of 30 theatrical films annually — 15 per studio per year. It promised film will receive a full theatrical release, with a minimum 45-day window globally and the current industry standard home video window prior to availability on subscription streaming services.

    It’s difficult to buy this, considering they had an *Avatar: The Last Airbender* animated movie coming up this year in theaters, and now they’re dumping it on Paramount+, where it will vanish without any trace.

    I’m pressing X to doubt.

  7. The only fuckery left will be for this criminal administration to bail out this debt riddled-soon to be bankrupt-monopolistic abomination of a merger.

    The house of cards will fall. It’s just a matter of when.

  8. > Paramount expects over $6 billion in cost synergies, short for cost savings

    In other words, *Massive* Layoffs coming for HBO & Warner.

  9. TomatoAdventurous139 on

    No more stream service for me. Can’t afford it when wages don’t match cost of living.

  10. I’m gonna say this: I don’t think Ellison stops here. I think he tries to go for Comcast or maybe Disney next. My theory is this is the start of a massive play by Larry Ellison to take control of all the media and mega corps. Or at least most.

    But idk if that’ll work once we’re in a post Trump world. Doubt it would actually. But I think that’s the plan for right now.

  11. I hate these people ruining the things I’ve grown up loving. Why is no one protecting us anymore in the government? Rhetorical btw. I know the rea$on.

  12. I’m not from the US so I’m not that much involved in the ownership and which party is being biased by which company here, could someone explain in one sentence why this is so bad? Thanks

  13. GosmeisterGeneral on

    They need approximately 110 Chris Nolan movies to break even.

    So glad Warners still have him in their pocket, right? RIGHT?

  14. Gee, he promised the exact same theatrical window Netflix did. Still feel like consolidating our news media was worth it, theater bros?

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