Kid Rock Predicts God Will ‘Cut Down’ Journalists for Reporting (Accurately) That He’s Charging Up to $5,000 for Tour Tickets

by mlg1981

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  1. Eastern_Cobbler_9926 on

    The wildest part is acting like the media is attacking him for something they made up, when they’re literally just quoting the listed ticket prices. If you’re comfortable charging that much, stand on it. Don’t turn it into a holy war because people noticed.

  2. TheNotoriousAJG on

    Ah yes – Kid Rock and “God” in the same sentence like they are synonymous with each other haha

    America, what the hell is this timeline?!

  3. “God please help my parents are trapped from the earthquake”

    “Sorry kid but there’s a guy from CNN and a woman at the BBC I need to kill for reporting on Kid Rock ticket prices. Maybe if you prayed less and wore more bejeweled cross necklaces you wouldn’t be about to become an orphan”

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