MAGA’s Secret Plan to Tank Netflix Mega-Deal Revealed

by paxinfernum

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  1. They are so desperate this is hilarious and sad all at once. Can’t wait for the Netflix merger to finally happen. Losers.

  2. ROBtimusPrime1995 on

    The only thing he’s good at is tanking his diaper and committing heinous crimes against children.

  3. I keep seeing this framed as ‘tanking’ the deal but it reads to me more like trying to influence what Netflix makes ongoing.

  4. Wanting Netflix to succeed in this merger over Paramount reminds me of having to vote for milquetoast Democrats in US elections: they really suck, but the other guys are somehow so much worse that I gotta do it anyway.

  5. This is much of a secret as a toddler with Oreo dust crusted on their face running up to you and asking what you think they ate.

  6. … Just reject it? Why does there need to be some kind of secret plan, you literally control the regulatory authority that approves or rejects mergers, just say no. These people couldn’t find their way out of the maze on the back of a Frosted Flakes box.

  7. I honestly don’t understand why they want all of Warner Bros so badly. Their offer is absolutely terrible from a business perspective. I get that really want CNN, but it’s not part of the Netflix deal at all.

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