lol. And apparently first screenings are sold out. Like some cult or something.
Ghastly_Someknew on
“You guys were serious? “
Tater-Tottenham on
Trump’s brain… Can’t give a shitty review if there is no film to watch.
ProduceEmbarrassed97 on
I bet there isn’t a film and it was all a massive con.
DanHero91 on
>Irish Star reporter Charl Wright headed to a Vue cinema in Islington, London, to watch the first screening, which was scheduled for 12.05pm GMT. However, once at the venue, she was told by a staff member that the screening couldn’t go ahead because the film wasn’t delivered in time.
Wait, THIS was the one person who booked the ticket to the opening screening?
ClubberLang5 on
Almost like this whole thing is a payment to Trump/tax scam and no one involved actually gave a FUCK about making a dumbass documentary to begin with
Noahms456 on
“We thought nobody was serious!”
metal_jester on
To quote other comments. We need to stop posting about this bribe here. No one gives a shit, and ignoring it is the best we can do.
gadget850 on
Are they still using film?
Foreign-Collar8845 on
“Were we supposed to send it? I thought it was just a cash deal.”
BokeTsukkomi on
I mean, if you bought a ticket to see Melania this is probably the best outcome.
Bilbo5882 on
“Critics are saying it is everything from sh*t to f#<%ing sh*t.” Norm McDonald
black_flag_4ever on
Dozens are outraged.
KingPrawnPorn on
Surely it’s digital distribution?
roadtrip-ne on
Well, we didn’t think anyone would show up so didn’t want to waste money on the shipping
mcbastard1 on
Money laundering operation confirmed
Careful_Drop_6995 on
I forgot to give a fuck
jreid0 on
I really don’t care, do you?
Glass-Amount-9170 on
I’m patiently waiting to write a review on rotten tomatoes!
MadEyeMood989 on
Movie is about as assbackwards as that clownshow of an administration.
Icy_Rub3371 on
Shitty Woman: The story of a hooker with a heart of ice
SpareDot8685 on
I guess the distributer thought they were doing a favour for the people staring at a blank screen instead of the movie for an hour and a half.
EmJayMN on
Why would anything involving this vulgar corrupt family not be a total shit show? 🤷♀️
ctguy54 on
Was there ever more than one copy?
OriginalLie9310 on
This is just a massive bribe from Amazon to the trumps. Anyone who is still thinking somehow this was a documentary made in good faith for anything is mistaken. And the media frenzy around it is giving them cover by positioning it as just a massive flop instead of investigating anything about it.
Mysterious_Swim599 on
If one isn’t MAGA what other reason would there even be for anyone to see it? I’m not going to see it. I couldn’t care less about how she sold her ass for privilege.
HistorianOrdinary833 on
I thought for sure these would be digital by now, except for special cases like IMAX. They still need physical copies of films in theaters?
Big_Biscotti5119 on
“We’re all in this together”
-Archibald “Harry” Tuttle, Brazil
svt4cam46 on
Several 3 stooges shorts were screened instead. The audience of 7 left happy.
LustfulMirage on
I think the disastrous release of this film is probably, most definitely, going to be more entertaining and better than the film itself.
Cute_Ad_9730 on
More like this ‘mix up’ is less embarrassing than an empty cinema.
BAG1 on
doesn’t matter Monday morning we’ll see the reports that it was the largest theatrical release ever, and that the beautiful crowd was bigger than Obama’s inauguration and stretched all the way to the overflow area in Arkansas or Alabama- I can’t remember which one. and how lots of people are saying it may be the best movie ever produced, it really may be.
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It’s going from bad to worse.
lol. And apparently first screenings are sold out. Like some cult or something.
“You guys were serious? “
Trump’s brain… Can’t give a shitty review if there is no film to watch.
I bet there isn’t a film and it was all a massive con.
>Irish Star reporter Charl Wright headed to a Vue cinema in Islington, London, to watch the first screening, which was scheduled for 12.05pm GMT. However, once at the venue, she was told by a staff member that the screening couldn’t go ahead because the film wasn’t delivered in time.
Wait, THIS was the one person who booked the ticket to the opening screening?
Almost like this whole thing is a payment to Trump/tax scam and no one involved actually gave a FUCK about making a dumbass documentary to begin with
“We thought nobody was serious!”
To quote other comments. We need to stop posting about this bribe here. No one gives a shit, and ignoring it is the best we can do.
Are they still using film?
“Were we supposed to send it? I thought it was just a cash deal.”
I mean, if you bought a ticket to see Melania this is probably the best outcome.
“Critics are saying it is everything from sh*t to f#<%ing sh*t.” Norm McDonald
Dozens are outraged.
Surely it’s digital distribution?
Well, we didn’t think anyone would show up so didn’t want to waste money on the shipping
Money laundering operation confirmed
I forgot to give a fuck
I really don’t care, do you?
I’m patiently waiting to write a review on rotten tomatoes!
Movie is about as assbackwards as that clownshow of an administration.
Shitty Woman: The story of a hooker with a heart of ice
I guess the distributer thought they were doing a favour for the people staring at a blank screen instead of the movie for an hour and a half.
Why would anything involving this vulgar corrupt family not be a total shit show? 🤷♀️
Was there ever more than one copy?
This is just a massive bribe from Amazon to the trumps. Anyone who is still thinking somehow this was a documentary made in good faith for anything is mistaken. And the media frenzy around it is giving them cover by positioning it as just a massive flop instead of investigating anything about it.
If one isn’t MAGA what other reason would there even be for anyone to see it? I’m not going to see it. I couldn’t care less about how she sold her ass for privilege.
I thought for sure these would be digital by now, except for special cases like IMAX. They still need physical copies of films in theaters?
“We’re all in this together”
-Archibald “Harry” Tuttle, Brazil
Several 3 stooges shorts were screened instead. The audience of 7 left happy.
I think the disastrous release of this film is probably, most definitely, going to be more entertaining and better than the film itself.
More like this ‘mix up’ is less embarrassing than an empty cinema.
doesn’t matter Monday morning we’ll see the reports that it was the largest theatrical release ever, and that the beautiful crowd was bigger than Obama’s inauguration and stretched all the way to the overflow area in Arkansas or Alabama- I can’t remember which one. and how lots of people are saying it may be the best movie ever produced, it really may be.