I think separate bank accounts are a good idea even if you don’t have any money tbh
No_Pianist5264 on
lol he wasn’t wrong about the second one tho
theultimatefanatic on
god the drama press run gave me something to look forward too each morning tbh. props to zendaya’s disney pr training keeping this press run from going off the rails
I’ve been loving this press tour they’re both so much fun
jungfraulichkeit on
god he’s so babygirl
No-Shoulder6395 on
Weird men: *drool*
Weird women: “Has someone picked her yet?”
Lacabloodclot9 on
I’ve only seen the first twilight and heard bits of the rest of them but I really cannot imagine how anyone can be team Jacob, that man is a psychopath
AimlessClimber on
Anything he says *might* be true, but we will never know :). I love his wit.
Solarpowered-Couch on
With how invested Trump was in the Stewart-Pattinson relationship, I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet any day now screaming for litigation since the “Twilight” endgame was confirmed rigged.
Unlucky-Macaroon-647 on
he’s been chaotic since his cedric diggory days. love rpattz
RaspberryWhiteClaw13 on
He’s so fucking funny
StuckWithThisOne on
Lmao. It’s funny cuz he banged a mermaid.
catnippedx on
Mermaid quote is even funnier if you’ve seen The Lighthouse
sadsackspinach on
Babies do smell delicious, especially ones you’re related to. A man who says his baby smells delicious is one I’m inclined to trust around babies. If I had a baby, I’d hand it to him and walk away.
rhinomayor on
Haha of course he prefers mermaids we all saw the lighthouse
Critical-Common9209 on
lol the last pic he’s gotta be high
makemeking706 on
I feel like the no sense of reality one is something that gets dropped in passing like this without too much consideration, but by the third act you’re like ‘this dude is fucking nuts.’
soapscaled on
He’s insane
Purple-Warning-2161 on
Poor guy is going to be taking his final breath and they’re going to ask him a vampire question.
Nonadventures on
Pattinson basically just makes movies so he can troll the promo junkets at this point.
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I think separate bank accounts are a good idea even if you don’t have any money tbh
lol he wasn’t wrong about the second one tho
god the drama press run gave me something to look forward too each morning tbh. props to zendaya’s disney pr training keeping this press run from going off the rails
https://preview.redd.it/ea5f25dcetsg1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbd53c99ea8e26946c08d76adbe9c3438f30301f
I’ve been loving this press tour they’re both so much fun
god he’s so babygirl
Weird men: *drool*
Weird women: “Has someone picked her yet?”
I’ve only seen the first twilight and heard bits of the rest of them but I really cannot imagine how anyone can be team Jacob, that man is a psychopath
Anything he says *might* be true, but we will never know :). I love his wit.
With how invested Trump was in the Stewart-Pattinson relationship, I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet any day now screaming for litigation since the “Twilight” endgame was confirmed rigged.
he’s been chaotic since his cedric diggory days. love rpattz
He’s so fucking funny
Lmao. It’s funny cuz he banged a mermaid.
Mermaid quote is even funnier if you’ve seen The Lighthouse
Babies do smell delicious, especially ones you’re related to. A man who says his baby smells delicious is one I’m inclined to trust around babies. If I had a baby, I’d hand it to him and walk away.
Haha of course he prefers mermaids we all saw the lighthouse
lol the last pic he’s gotta be high
I feel like the no sense of reality one is something that gets dropped in passing like this without too much consideration, but by the third act you’re like ‘this dude is fucking nuts.’
He’s insane
Poor guy is going to be taking his final breath and they’re going to ask him a vampire question.
Pattinson basically just makes movies so he can troll the promo junkets at this point.