And I know that 1.5 million was barely anything when it was distributed among all the employees
songsforthedeaf07 on
Luigi doing the lord’s work
Useful_Cicada_5635 on
So it worked, is what he’s saying?
summizzles on
Bruschetta_Bout_It on
Does he not realize that dude was shot by one of his customers?
NickyNichols on
And kept the other $398.5 million.
mcfw31 on
> “I didn’t want anybody shooting me in the back or anything after the first day, because we really screwed it up. We had no idea that we were going to get that kind of response,” the burger boss joked in an interview with Fortune magazine this week.
CriticalCanon on
A good nights sleep is priceless.
Significant-Jello411 on
Lmfaoo
GiveHerBovril on
Assuming it was distributed evenly, that’s $1,000 per person. Decent.
OkClassic2254 on
So what like $150?
QueenOfPurple on
Who cares what motivates you.
Humxnsco_at_220416 on
Let’s do him last! 🙏
Fragrant-Vehicle-479 on
Have you tried making an standard combo order of burger, fries, and a drink a semi reasonable price? Cause I’d love to be able to go to Five Guys without feeling like I’m making a horrible financial decision.
ashlonadon on
myghostflower on
$1.5 million across how many workers?
-You-know-it- on
So what Luigi did….is working? Don’t mind if we keep that energy.
IamToddDebeikis on
Good. More CEO’s should live in fear.
BigPoppaDubDub on
Pay people fairly and treat them with respect and you won’t have this problem. But I guess that’s too hard for most CEOs
LeavesInsults1291 on
At least he’s selling burgers… not denying people health care
smbissett on
see, its working
ExorIMADreamer on
Smart man
honkeydora on
Pretty sure he was making a joke.
TransitionHour5577 on
He needs to be worried about the customers with how much a damn meal costs
SpiceEarl on
I spoke with a friend who is in the security business and he said that CEOs were freaked out by what happened to the United Healthcare CEO and demand for personal security has gone way up since then.
Intrepid-Metal4621 on
Great? The burgers are still mediocre and the fries suck.
therealdanhill on
He was clearly joking and the article even states as much
AdAdministrative756 on
Oh good, he’s learning
JGLip88 on
Five Guys was actually founded by five guys.
gingerisla on
I literally thought I was on r/nottheonion for a second.
pathologuys on
The NYP is such hot garbage but this headline has me laughing my ass off
laowildin on
See, they can learn to behave
poboy212 on
HDTokyo on
Roughly 30K employees. So $50. That’s what every employee got.
Brilliant_Effort_Guy on
So $1,000 each? After taxes you’re looking at maybe $600-700 based on your state of employment? I guess it’s better than nothing but like idk dude, don’t pay yourself on the back too
much
thetinybasher on
Billionaires aren’t afraid of the law (because they’re above it now). They’re not afraid of losing their money (because they won’t) and they are afraid of feeling moral guilt (because they’re incapable).
There’s only really one thing left for them to fear.
NowWeGetSerious on
Luigi is a hero
andersonala45 on
This is making me smile.
xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx on
What he needs to do is lower prices. A fast-food burger and fries should not be twenty-five doll hairs.
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And I know that 1.5 million was barely anything when it was distributed among all the employees
Luigi doing the lord’s work
So it worked, is what he’s saying?
Does he not realize that dude was shot by one of his customers?
And kept the other $398.5 million.
> “I didn’t want anybody shooting me in the back or anything after the first day, because we really screwed it up. We had no idea that we were going to get that kind of response,” the burger boss joked in an interview with Fortune magazine this week.
A good nights sleep is priceless.
Lmfaoo
Assuming it was distributed evenly, that’s $1,000 per person. Decent.
So what like $150?
Who cares what motivates you.
Let’s do him last! 🙏
Have you tried making an standard combo order of burger, fries, and a drink a semi reasonable price? Cause I’d love to be able to go to Five Guys without feeling like I’m making a horrible financial decision.
$1.5 million across how many workers?
So what Luigi did….is working? Don’t mind if we keep that energy.
Good. More CEO’s should live in fear.
Pay people fairly and treat them with respect and you won’t have this problem. But I guess that’s too hard for most CEOs
At least he’s selling burgers… not denying people health care
see, its working
Smart man
Pretty sure he was making a joke.
He needs to be worried about the customers with how much a damn meal costs
I spoke with a friend who is in the security business and he said that CEOs were freaked out by what happened to the United Healthcare CEO and demand for personal security has gone way up since then.
Great? The burgers are still mediocre and the fries suck.
He was clearly joking and the article even states as much
Oh good, he’s learning
Five Guys was actually founded by five guys.
I literally thought I was on r/nottheonion for a second.
The NYP is such hot garbage but this headline has me laughing my ass off
See, they can learn to behave
Roughly 30K employees. So $50. That’s what every employee got.
So $1,000 each? After taxes you’re looking at maybe $600-700 based on your state of employment? I guess it’s better than nothing but like idk dude, don’t pay yourself on the back too
much
Billionaires aren’t afraid of the law (because they’re above it now). They’re not afraid of losing their money (because they won’t) and they are afraid of feeling moral guilt (because they’re incapable).
There’s only really one thing left for them to fear.
Luigi is a hero
This is making me smile.
What he needs to do is lower prices. A fast-food burger and fries should not be twenty-five doll hairs.