Unearthed photos reveal Kristi Noem’s husband wearing large fake breasts and skin-tight pink shorts to chat with online fetish models. Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty, using the pseudonym ‘Jason Jackson,’ and vowing to worship models like a ‘goddess’
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‘Mrs. Noem is devastated,’ a spokesperson for the former DHS Secretary told the Daily Mail.
Bryon got in contact with a model using the pseudonym ‘Jason Jackson,’ complimenting her ‘amazing’ curves and vowing to worship her like a ‘goddess,’ according to messages seen by the Daily Mail.
In texts and audio calls, the pair shared everything from mundane daily chit-chat to spicy banter about her augmented chest.
‘How are your boobs?’ he asked her. ‘Would you ever go bigger?’
She says he openly admitted to having a wife and family.
‘He’d say, ‘I love my wife, I want to get better.’ Then he’d disappear, come back, and start again,’ the woman added.
HAHAHAHA
I will say it again. There is nothing wrong with kink and fetish. There is nothing wrong with him wanting to do this. But consistently, the only outcome that’s ever resulted from trying to rigidly suppress sexuality is for it to get out in the open in even more dramatic ways just a bit later down the road.
Lmaaaaoooooo
Why doesn’t this surprise me even a little bit?
Can’t even get his nips pointing in the same direction smh
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I am sorry, but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
How ya gonna have fake titties and the ripples still be uneven?
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What a day to have sight.
Not yucking anyone’s yum, but this is not what I expected to open Reddit to.
This is tame compared to what the people in their orbit do. And, no, I’m not exaggerating.
She’s married?
How do people not understand that the internet exists?
Nothing wrong with having a kink that’s fine I’m not gonna disparage him for having one. Just don’t be shitty to other people’s kinks if it’s between two consenting adults and no one is getting hurt I don’t care.
Sorry for having eyes
One on the money and one on the door
I briefly thought he was wearing leggings with The Daily Mail logo emblazoned on the butt.
Well when your wife is cheating on you pretty publicly, a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.
Waiting for the snl skit to drop
This explains why she is having an open affair. This man is a cuckold!
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Torn between not wanting to kink shame but finding this absolutely hilarious
Yo what the fuck is wrong with your fucking country
This is probably the real reason Trump demoted her, they knew it was coming out