Tiger Woods Arrested For DUI After Rollover Crash in Florida

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  1. > Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter, FL, after speeding down a street, clipping a car, and rolling his Range Rover over … according to law enforcement.

    > The accident happened around 2 PM ET. A pickup truck was turning into a driveway on a two-lane street when the Range Rover roared down the street at a high speed, according to the Sheriff.

    > The driver of the pickup truck tried to turn into a driveway, but the Range Rover was going at such a high speed that the pickup truck could not fully enter the driveway, and Tiger clipped that vehicle, causing the Range Rover to flip over on the driver’s side.

    > Tiger climbed out the passenger window of the car and the cops arrived shortly thereafter. Deputies quickly observed that Tiger appeared impaired and lethargic. They conducted an alcohol test and it registered 0.00%. The Sheriff said, during the news conference, he believes Woods was not under the influence of alcohol, but rather medication.

    > Tiger was placed under arrest and taken to the station, where he refused a urine test. He was booked on DUI and refusal to submit to the urinalysis.

    > Tiger will have to spend a minimum of 8 hours in jail before he is bailed out.

  2. Remember when corporate mangers would use tiger in how to be your best manager self….
    Who moved my cheese?

  3. Nearby-Cut82 on

    Good. This guy has always been an insufferable human with nonsense like this. I don’t care how good he plays golf.

  4. willydynamite1 on

    It has to be tough being an opiate addict and having an endless supply of money and docs to prescribe you meds. Hopefully he agrees to give up his driver’s license in the future.

  5. Imagine being so drunk at 2pm that you rollover your vehicle. Dude you make enough for a driver. Just make sure they are big enough to carry you to the car!!

  6. That’s exactly what I figured.
    They need to take his License away permanently b/4 he kills himself or God forbid others.

  7. RightToBearGlitter on

    It’s not that hard to not drive drunk, especially if you have $12 for an uber. Damn.

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