Macaulay Culkin clarifies who’s on his Disney Channel Mount Rushmore: The one and only, London Tipton

All I see is Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior

awwwww

Yessss. Prindle queen

Confession: I have to try hard not to be weirdly parasocial about these two, along with Tom and Zendaya. They just seem so sweet and in love and McCauley is an incredibly intelligent, genuine man who would never hurt me I mean Brenda