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    Chuck Norris Dead at 86


    Chuck Norris Dead at 86

    by MrTeapott

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    3. Sonichu- on

      Wow, when I saw the news he had a medical emergency, I figured at his age it could certainly go poorly.

      One of the OG memes

    4. Rosstin316 on

      He didn’t die, he just got bored with the lack of opponents here in our mortal plane and will be representing Earth in the Other World Tournament.

    5. MarvelsGrantMan136 on

      Statement from his family:

      >It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.

      >To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family.

      >He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives.

      >While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends.

      >We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way.

      >As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time.

      >Thank you for loving him with us.

      >With love, The Norris Family

      RIP

    6. cocoanips on

      He’s been sent as an advance party to hell, for the considerable crowd of boomers about to storm it in self-righteous confusion.

    8. The-1st-One on

      Death has had a near Chuck Norris expirence.

      Chuck Norris isn’t dead at 86. He is taking a break from Reality.

      Fact is Chuck Norris died 25 years ago but Death doesn’t haven’t the balls to tell him.

    11. RODjij on

      Thanks for the movies and TV, Chuck. You were one of the last great action stars and only guy to go toe-to-toe with Bruce Lee.

    13. oupheking on

      Yet another icon whose legacy will be forever tainted by their support for Donald Trump

    22. buttchugreferee on

      I remember reading an interview where he said that he was confused by all the memes/jokes but he was delighted by them.

    25. Jcapen87 on

      Chuck Norris didn’t die. He changed the definition of alive and now we’re all dead.

    30. aznassasin on

      Definitely in his sleep. ‘Cause if death had come for him while he was awake, it would’ve turned into a brawl.

    33. GotMoFans on

      They used to search for Chuck Norris as a legend like the Loch Ness Monster only to discover the Loch Ness Monster was searching for Chuck Norris too.

    36. NotVeryGoodAtStuff on

      Man, these jokes are taking me back to the eighth grade, laughing while reading a Chick Norris fact book with people I’m no longer friends with. 

      I don’t know the word for how I’m feeling, but I just want to say thank you to everyone for bringing back these memories from my childhood. 

    37. Flabby-Nonsense on

      A lot 2010 era comments resurfacing in this thread. It’s what he would have wanted

    39. JuzoItami on

      Good for him! He lived a long life that ended with a quick death. I wasn’t a fan of the man, but I’m glad for him that he didn’t have some long, lingering death.

    44. McTastic07 on

      I knew it was inevitable that he would run out of worthy opponents on planet Earth… Godspeed Chuck, you’ll never be forgotten.

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