Paramount agreed to hire Brett Ratner for that new shitty *Rush Hour 4*, and now they’re also getting in the same business with Max Landis. They sure love hiring the most problematic people in business.
I guess Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer will come back to Hollywood.
the____can on
Danny BcBride GI Joe sounds great
XenonBug on
We already know which one we’re taking.
EndeLarsson on
Oh come on. Come up with some new and stop chewing the same gum.
The_Swarm22 on
I don’t think anyone can make the GI Joe franchise a big theatrical success honestly. Adding in Dwayne Johnson to that 2013 movie didn’t help, that Snake Eyes movie came and went and no one cared.
Goodstyle_4 on
Apparently they’re planning on combining the two scripts? That doesn’t seem like it makes sense. Why not just go with whatever McBride makes?
dornwolf on
So I imagine one of these is the one with the Transformers connection and one probably ignores that
HandbagsAtNoon on
Often think about Landis going on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast a few years ago and almost instantly going into overly candid/confessional mode. He said something like, “Look, I’m probably going to hell when I die, alright?”
Even Ellis, whose mind is aggressively wide-open and contrarian, seemed momentarily put on his back foot by that comment.
vocloz on
Put Baby Billy in a mech suit NOW!!
account009988 on
Will GI Joe fight ICE?
Darknightsmetal022 on
Max landis are you being for real? I’m more convinced every day that we live in a nightmare timeline that just won’t end.
Broad-Marionberry755 on
Max Landis??? They’re letting him crawl out from under his rock? Barf
Minute-Necessary2393 on
I’ll take McBride movie over Landis movie.
Especially if the McBride one is that Live Action Transformers crossover that was setup at the end of Rise of the Beasts.
ForgotMyNewMantra on
Paramount is the new haven for sexual predators who want your money
djdiphenhydramine on
Oh go right ahead and toss the Max Landis one straight in the garbage. A Danny McBride G.I. Joe movie sounds fucking AWESOME. G.I. Joe is the last thing that should be treated as gritty and dark or whatever. It should be loud and stupid and goofy and I think he’ll be perfect for it.
LapsedVerneGagKnee on
Danny McBride vs Max Landis G.I. Joe really is that “Everyone gets a puppy vs Diarrhea Forever” meme. I know McBride would absolutely nail the megalomania of Cobra Commander, and Landis, is a creep and a nepo baby.
herewego199209 on
Please choose the Danny McBride one for gods sake.
Necroban77 on
They are gonna be doing that Hollywood 80’s propaganda style action movies. High testosterone and American dudes kicking ass.
Not saying it’s a bad thing. The kid in me loves that shiz.
However It’s plain to see what’s going on. Ellison and the Trump empire have a plan.
nashcameronn on
This could be Max Landis’ Star Wars
real_triplizard on
Why? Does anybody care about GI Joe?
Fun_Procedure946 on
Lol, what a coincidence. I just finished Chronicle just last night and really liked it and now the main writer for it is making a comeback. But it’s a shame that he’s such a piece of shit in real life.
kon--- on
Maybe I’ll catch it once Paramount is sold to someone who is not a derpy nepobaby.
Villageidiot73 on
All of the GI Joe movies have been garbage so obviously we’ll be making more!!
CancelThis2077 on
Yeah let’s get the guy who ruined Fantastic Four and the guy who ruined Halloween and The Exorcist. Makes sense!
Robsonmonkey on
Oh cool, so nepotism helps pull a problematic douche out of the water rather than give young upcoming scriptwriters or directors a fair shot.
That’s good to know
Easter-burn on
So whatever happened to the GI Joe Transformers movie directed by Michael Bay? Is it going to be in the same continuity or what?
Herky_T_Hawk on
G.I. Joe crossover with Tropic Thunder incoming?
JessicasSpell on
They’ve been teasing that GI Joe/Transformers crossover for so long it almost feels mythical at this point…
But if they actually commit to it and do it right, I’d be there opening weekend without hesitation.
Gunningham on
What’s funny is that GI Jane is better than any of the GI Joe movies.
rgumai on
Danny McBride GI Joe sounds amazing
isitatomic on
Obligatory fuck Paramount
docksideThug- on
Lmao if it stars Danny McBride and Walton goggins I could not possibly be more in
gquax on
GI Joe is way past its prime. Idk who this movie would be for.
GymLeaderMatt on
Pork chop sandwiches?
falcon01x on
Don’t sink ice in water this time
KirbyDumber88 on
*Why now? Why not 20 years ago?*
redvsbluewarthog on
What happened to the G.I. Joe/Transformers movie that was supposed to happen?
NegaDoomAlpha on
This is like a choice between chocolate cake and a blown Achilles.
Accomplished_Store77 on
Oh so well either get a G.I Joe movie from the guy who wrote Victor Frankenstein and Bright or we’ll get one from the guy who wrote the Halloween Reboot Trilogy and Exorcist Believer.
Great Options.
Accomplished_Store77 on
Oh so well either get a G.I Joe movie from the guy who wrote Victor Frankenstein and Bright or we’ll get one from the guy who wrote the Halloween Reboot Trilogy and Exorcist Believer.
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Paramount agreed to hire Brett Ratner for that new shitty *Rush Hour 4*, and now they’re also getting in the same business with Max Landis. They sure love hiring the most problematic people in business.
I guess Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer will come back to Hollywood.
Danny BcBride GI Joe sounds great
We already know which one we’re taking.
Oh come on. Come up with some new and stop chewing the same gum.
I don’t think anyone can make the GI Joe franchise a big theatrical success honestly. Adding in Dwayne Johnson to that 2013 movie didn’t help, that Snake Eyes movie came and went and no one cared.
Apparently they’re planning on combining the two scripts? That doesn’t seem like it makes sense. Why not just go with whatever McBride makes?
So I imagine one of these is the one with the Transformers connection and one probably ignores that
Often think about Landis going on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast a few years ago and almost instantly going into overly candid/confessional mode. He said something like, “Look, I’m probably going to hell when I die, alright?”
Even Ellis, whose mind is aggressively wide-open and contrarian, seemed momentarily put on his back foot by that comment.
Put Baby Billy in a mech suit NOW!!
Will GI Joe fight ICE?
Max landis are you being for real? I’m more convinced every day that we live in a nightmare timeline that just won’t end.
Max Landis??? They’re letting him crawl out from under his rock? Barf
I’ll take McBride movie over Landis movie.
Especially if the McBride one is that Live Action Transformers crossover that was setup at the end of Rise of the Beasts.
Paramount is the new haven for sexual predators who want your money
Oh go right ahead and toss the Max Landis one straight in the garbage. A Danny McBride G.I. Joe movie sounds fucking AWESOME. G.I. Joe is the last thing that should be treated as gritty and dark or whatever. It should be loud and stupid and goofy and I think he’ll be perfect for it.
Danny McBride vs Max Landis G.I. Joe really is that “Everyone gets a puppy vs Diarrhea Forever” meme. I know McBride would absolutely nail the megalomania of Cobra Commander, and Landis, is a creep and a nepo baby.
Please choose the Danny McBride one for gods sake.
They are gonna be doing that Hollywood 80’s propaganda style action movies. High testosterone and American dudes kicking ass.
Not saying it’s a bad thing. The kid in me loves that shiz.
However It’s plain to see what’s going on. Ellison and the Trump empire have a plan.
This could be Max Landis’ Star Wars
Why? Does anybody care about GI Joe?
Lol, what a coincidence. I just finished Chronicle just last night and really liked it and now the main writer for it is making a comeback. But it’s a shame that he’s such a piece of shit in real life.
Maybe I’ll catch it once Paramount is sold to someone who is not a derpy nepobaby.
All of the GI Joe movies have been garbage so obviously we’ll be making more!!
Yeah let’s get the guy who ruined Fantastic Four and the guy who ruined Halloween and The Exorcist. Makes sense!
Oh cool, so nepotism helps pull a problematic douche out of the water rather than give young upcoming scriptwriters or directors a fair shot.
That’s good to know
So whatever happened to the GI Joe Transformers movie directed by Michael Bay? Is it going to be in the same continuity or what?
G.I. Joe crossover with Tropic Thunder incoming?
They’ve been teasing that GI Joe/Transformers crossover for so long it almost feels mythical at this point…
But if they actually commit to it and do it right, I’d be there opening weekend without hesitation.
What’s funny is that GI Jane is better than any of the GI Joe movies.
Danny McBride GI Joe sounds amazing
Obligatory fuck Paramount
Lmao if it stars Danny McBride and Walton goggins I could not possibly be more in
GI Joe is way past its prime. Idk who this movie would be for.
Pork chop sandwiches?
Don’t sink ice in water this time
*Why now? Why not 20 years ago?*
What happened to the G.I. Joe/Transformers movie that was supposed to happen?
This is like a choice between chocolate cake and a blown Achilles.
Oh so well either get a G.I Joe movie from the guy who wrote Victor Frankenstein and Bright or we’ll get one from the guy who wrote the Halloween Reboot Trilogy and Exorcist Believer.
Great Options.
Oh so well either get a G.I Joe movie from the guy who wrote Victor Frankenstein and Bright or we’ll get one from the guy who wrote the Halloween Reboot Trilogy and Exorcist Believer.
Great Options.